The rolling green hills of the Shire at golden hour, with a round green hobbit door and party lanterns in the distance

You are cordially invited

A Long-Expected Party

In honour of the eleventy... err, fortieth year of

Rob Stinson

The 5th of September

From 3 o'clock in the afternoon · till late

The venue is being scouted (like Mount Doom, TBC)

Read the Full Tale

The Matter of the Party

All That a Traveller Must Know

“It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life. But this shall be no simple celebration — for forty years is a long while, and a long while deserves a long-expected party.”

The Day

Friday, 5th September

Mark it upon your calendar, ere it slip from memory.

The Hour

3 o’clock till late

Come at three; stay while the fires still burn.

The Place

To Be Confirmed

The location is yet a well-kept secret. Word shall be sent by raven.

The Drink

The Green Dragon Inn

Our generous sponsor keeps the tankards full and the ale flowing.

The Little Ones

Hobbits Welcome

Bring the children along — the more hobbits, the merrier the party.

The Dress

Come in Costume

Choose your favourite folk of Middle-earth and commit to the bit!

A rustic hobbit feast laid out on a long wooden table

A Feast for Every Hour

Six Meals, at the Very Least

“What about second breakfast?” Fear not, dear guest — no stomach shall go unattended. We keep to the honoured hobbit tradition of eating early, often, and exceedingly well.

Tea

Upon arrival

A warming brew to greet weary travellers as they cross the threshold.

Elevenses

The late morning of the heart

Scones, jam, and a little something to keep body and spirit together.

Luncheon

The middle of the day

A hearty spread of breads, cheeses, cold cuts, and garden fare.

Afternoon Fare

As the sun leans west

Pies, roasted roots, and mushrooms — oh, the mushrooms!

Dinner

When the fires are lit

A grand feast of roast and revelry beneath the stars.

Supper & Cake

For those who linger

Honey cakes and seed-cake for the truly committed of appetite.

Merriment & Mischief

Adventures to Be Had

“It's a dangerous business, going out your door.” But this once, the adventure comes to you — and there shall be no shortage of things to do between the eating and the drinking.

Bonfires

Gather close as the great fires blaze against the coming night, and tell tales tall and true.

Feasting

Eating is itself an activity in the Shire — and our most beloved one at that.

Archery

Test your aim as Legolas might. Loose an arrow and see if fortune favours your bow.

Hunt for the Ring

One ring lies hidden somewhere upon the grounds. Find it, if you dare — but beware its pull.

Wanderings

Roam the grounds as a ranger of the North, and discover what surprises await among the trees.

And Much More

Fireworks, games, music and merriment — for a party such as this is never short of mischief.

Come as You Aren't

Choose Your Fellowship

Dressing up is not merely encouraged — it is expected. Pick your favourite folk of Middle-earth and commit to the bit! And should you find yourself undecided, let fate choose for you.

Your character awaits...

Press the button above to be assigned a hero (or villain!) of Middle-earth.

Drawing from the twenty most storied folk of Middle-earth.

A festive nighttime bonfire in the Shire with lanterns and dancing

Come, and Be Merry

“It's a strange thing, but things that are good to have and days that are good to spend are soon told about, and not much to listen to. So come — eat, drink, dress the part, and make a memory worth the telling.”

Rob Stinson · Forty

Drinks proudly provided by

The Green Dragon Inn

The 5th of September · 3 o'clock till late · Venue by raven